That's great! There is always a need for organ donors

Well, I don’t believe that the government should be able to legally force me to drive on the right side of the road. Out of my way, libtards!!!

Wasn't that an episode of South Park? Kenny's parents have a new baby every time Kenny dies and calls the baby Kenny

And the costume the housewife war was a mockery of Diana Ross, too. It was just a shapeless fro-wig and blackface. Diana Ross signature look has always been about her gorgeous, meticulously coiffed hair

Who will want to collaborate with her now? If you want to be on Tracy Chapman’s good side, or on the good side of anyone who likes Tracy Chapman or wants to work with her in the future, you’ll avoid Nicki Minaj like the plague now. What a colossally bad career move

MC Hammer should stage an intervention for Cardi B

MS patients do not have the same life span as non-MS patients. Only 40% live to see 70 and the average lifespan is 30 years after the onset of the first symptoms. By her own account, Selma Blair is already falling over and have problems with her left side.

Over 40 years with MS and no medication? I think you should see another doctor, tell them that and see what they say. 

Selma Blair is 45 and by her own account, she’s already falling over and have problems with her left side. I’ve gotten tons of Pollyanna-replies telling me MS isn’t so bad, but there’s being optimistic, and there’s sticking your head in the sand. 

Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson (Icelandic pronunciation: ​[ˈhafθour ˈjuːliʏs ˈpjœsːɔn]

Right, slow it down. Not cure or reverse damage. She’s still going to die relatively young and after years of immobility. 

That sounds like law suit waiting to happen. I know companies don't give a rat's ass about their workers, but they care about being sued. 

Selma Blair is only 45 and has a young son. He’s going to grow up watching his mom sloooooooooooowly get sicker and linger for a long time before she dies at a too young age. MS really is one of the cruelest diseases. Totally unpredictable, slow, relentlessly degenerative and incurable. I feel so sad for her and her…

Probably to make them look taller

I open pictures in new browser windows, copy the url and paste that into kinja. Make sure the url ends in a image extension, like .jpg or .gif

You know what makes me uncomfortable? Nosy people listening in on my conversations. I could not care less if people speak another language, I'm not conceited enough to even consider they would be talking about me. I live in a European capital where I hear a dozen languages just taking the train to work, and I don't…

How is it rude? It's rude to eavesdrop. Don't listen in on other people's conversations and you won't even know what language they speak

Really, what languages do you speak?

That’s a piglet. Is it even old enough to be weaned? People who get pets that are too young to be separated from their mother just because baby animals are cute are selfish assholes.

If you have a pet pig, do you still eat ham, bacon and pork chops?