You know what you're not, Mr Pharmacist? A doctor. You are not qualified to determine if a fetus is dead, or decide what drugs someone should or should not take and why. You can warn about contraindications, advise about side effects and similar, but if someone who actually went to medical school says the fetus is…

It only takes people two months to get over a breakup? The only ones I got over that quickly were people I definitely did not want to sleep with ever again

A Trump accusing someone else of being vulgar? I don’t think that word means what you think it means

I’m just going to copy and paste what I wrote to another person about ipads:

Kids on the autism spectrum can get overwhelmed by too many sights and sounds when they’re out in public. Different sensory processing is one of the main symptoms of autism. It can help these kids to focus on for instance a familiar cartoon or game to zone out the rest of the world and get a break. We used to put kids…

Is she wearing a bump-it?

I just let my kid sleep in my bed while he nursed. I can’t imagine actually getting out of my nice, warm bed, especially in the winter, several times a night. 

I’ve been looking for a good Android app for macro photography. Any suggestions? All I want is to take close up photos, but most camera apps seem to be packed with thousands of features that I’ll never use and take up precious memory on my phone, with macro photos tossed into the mix. Are there any good apps primarily…

When you say “mandatory” do you mean that everyone should be forced to vote? Would there be repercussions if you didn't?

Did he propose because he was jealous of the chemistry between her and Bradley Cooper?

The Sovjet union had mandatory voting. Only one party, but still.

Isn't it deeply undemocratic to take away a person's right to vote?

My parents do things like that, but they grew up in post WW2 Europe, raised by people who grew up in post WW1 Europe. I know Bieber’s family isn’t rich, but I doubt he experienced that kind of traumatizing poverty

He was living with her. Now he has to find somewhere new to live, in New York. Landlords have been known to suddenly find apartments on a short notice if they have the right incentive

It could be that she naturally releases several eggs at ovulation, or it’s irresponsible fertility treatments. She either took drugs that overstimulated her ovaries to hyperovulate, or they implanted several embryos which you don’t do anymore because having multiples comes with a LOT of risks to both the mother and…

Bieber and Baldwin are swimming in money, so why do they get their hair dye from the dollar store? 

He also told the tabloids he didn't think the handsy pastor at Aretha Franklin's funeral did it on purpose, and claimed Ariana thought so too. 

Trump is not that thin

Oh right! And who doesn’t LOVE those?! It’s totally worth all the ads and sponcon to have whatever you’re listening to on your phone interrupted when you scroll through the sites. 

Suggest to your mom that this should be Trump’s presidential portrait: