Ok, will THIS finally make people stop asking why women don’t report sexual assault?!?

When, exactly, are you "middle-aged"? Because Kevin Spacey is 59 years old. He would have to live to 120 for this to be the middle of his life, which is possible but not probable. The median life expectancy is around 80, shouldn't "middle-aged" be around 40?

And every morning when I read the news, I hide my face in my hands, shake my head and say “oh dear lord, I didn’t think it could get worse than yesterday”, but that’s just how we europeans express admiration. We’re funny that way

I think everyone should “show him respect” as much as possible at every given opportunity. You can also point at him while you’re “showing him respect”, to show who you are respecting.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lime_(material)

I’m sure the Ombudsman understands memes, they are all in advertising! I don’t understand why this post and that company assumes the Ombudsman are a bunch of old fogeys who’ve lived in a cave cut off from internet and popular culture the past 50 years. That meme IS sexist, it DOES perpetuate negative gender stereotypes

Nah, I don’t leave my house every day

Pretty food?

I want some kind of sci-fi device that transfers all the anxiety and trauma these kids suffer into the brains of those responsible for separating children from their parents

Found my wedding dress

Here’s a gif that will give you an idea of what it would look like if you threw a shoe at that bloated bastard. Just imagine that the magnet is a shoe and that the putty is orange

Why is her tongue hanging out like that? Is she having a stroke?

Summarizes my life too. 

Definitely the last one. If I were a Hollywood producer and you pitched me that movie, you'd be on your way to fame and fortune

That sucks. So she's stuck with that leech on her bank account until the boys are both over 18? What if they don't want to live with him and want Britney to have full custody?

If you’re paying court mandated child support, can you request receipts? Just to make sure those thousands are spent on the boys, and not on Federline himself. Every month he would have to hand in the receipts to an accountant and go over each and every expense. Which hd should be happy to do if he really has those…

If you take away the app-part, isn't that the plot of several romcom movies? You should pitch it to Hollywood, the app gives the story a modern twist

Chlorinated pools are for plebs. I’m sure the swimsuit is fine in the saltwater off the coast of St. Barts

The thing that irks me the most about celebrities’ instagram is that they post the most inane things and thousands of people “like” it and write inane comments. They can literally post a photo of a piece of toast and get accolades more fitting that pilot who landed his plane in the Hudson a few years ago. It’s all so…