Oof. Was it really necessary of the WP to share the method?

Star Wars is fantasy, not science fiction

Yep. You should use subjunctive mood when expressing something hypothetical, wished for, or conditional.

*If I were an English teacher

I thought the Screen Actors’ Guild didn’t let two people have the same name because it confuses us old people who know that Steve Mcqueen is dead? Michael Keaton’s original name was Michael Douglas, but that was already taken, so he had to change his name

They got an actress with hair like SJP, but whose facial features could not be more different. That seemed odd to me. Kind of half-assed. Also, didn’t Carrie’s dad abandon the family when she was a kid?

1. She’s rich 2. She’s the groom’s parent. She is required to attend her SON’S freaking wedding! If it’s someone you’re casual friends with, a non-direct relative or you can’t afford it, you get a pass. A wealthy person skipping their child’s wedding is unacceptable

SHE’S PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever met a ginger control freak?

Megan Markle seems like a huge control freak. I’ve never met a ginger who could abide with control freaks for long. I’m just sayin’

Can we have 500 days of Melania conspiracy theories? Please?

Putin’s wife went missing for a long time too...

I hope you dispose of old nail polish and the cotton swabs with nail polish remover in a responsible way and not just throw them in the trash. Especially since this is supposed to be for the oceans 

Jebus, what’s going on with him? This was like a year ago

65% certified organic

And what about Harvey the Rabbit? I think all of this happened in the ex’s head

You don’t have to abort EVERY pregnancy just because you’re pro choice. Your mother could have had an abortion, or even several, yet you are here, with your dumb presumptions. Women can get pregnant many, many times. A woman can carry a pregnancy to term and chose to terminate another. One of the most common reasons…

But is Sam Lufti really involved, or did that part only happen in the ex-husband’s head?

You should take folic acid before you get pregnant. By the time you can confirm a pregnancy, it’s mostly too late to have any effect, and prenatal vitamins are ridiculously over-priced compared to the same vitamins without a pregnant woman on the label. Also, pregnancy can require extra iron since you increase your…