Find a personal trainer you like. Don’t get one of those tired drill sergeant clichés, but a nice one who makes training fun

There are apps and free webpages that can tranfer images into cross stitch patterns

Three Christs of Ypsilon. It’s a case study of three schizophrenic men who each believed they were Christ, and were brought together in group therapy to see if it would affect their delusions. Spoiler: it didn’t. Their therapist added a chapter in later additions of the book apologising for some of the unethical…

Oh, I’m pretty sure the populace will eventually kill Kim, at least metaphorically

So which of the kids aren’t his? And who’s Kim’s Axel von Fersen?

Kanye seems to think he’s some kind of great thinker (lol), comparing his wife to a spoiled, vapid, princess seems super bitchy. It’s like he assumes she’s too dumb to understand the insult, so it’s safe

It’s not a very nice thing to say about the person you supposedly love enough to marry and procreate with. And he said it to a publication with hundreds of thousands of readers.

She’s a spoiled princess with a poor grasp of reality who pisses people off with her ridiculous consumerism? Honestly, I don’t see how comparing anyone to Marie Antoinette is anything but shady. Together with his comments on photographs, he’s being really bitchy to his wife lately

Creme fraiche does not have eggs... Are you trolling? I honestly can’t tell

Such a weird comment given the family he married into. Same with the “influencer” comment. Either he’s sticking it to his wife and her family, or he’s completely oblivious to how that sounds. Could be either one with him

Why does capitalization of random letters make me so irrationally angry?

Put those two in the same vicinity and see if they annihilate each other to prevent a time paradox

I too read that sentence over and over again. Horrible sentence structure

You don’t have to have a baby shower. I didn’t have one (not because I forgot, because I was tired and didn’t feel like faking enthusiasm over baby crap I didn’t want) and both me and my baby survived

Bookmarking this for the next time I visit my parents

Also a good name for the baby

What if you start with Kris? She has like 100 direct descendants by now. How many are ♀️ and how many are ♂️?

What dumb name will they give this child?

Yeah, but look at the competition

What’s the ratio of male to female Kardashians? I feel there are a lot more female Kardashians.