I had an abnormal pap test a few years ago, had to have minor surgery to remove the abnormal cells. Unpleasant, but nbd in the end. I was home from work for two days, but could have easily gone on the second day, I just didn’t feel like working. Didn’t need pain pills, but I had to wear panty liners for a few days. I…

I listen to the radio all day, there is a huge difference between professional, seasoned radio hosts and newbies or people who are not used to be interviewed. Weird pauses, overuse of the same word/expression and of course “uh”. I doubt they are aware of it and are shocked when they hear themselves. It’s why I don’t…

Mother Teresa was a sadistic, hypocritical bitch, though

Tape yourself. It can be embarrassing as hell, but most of the time we’re unaware of our verbal tics, weird inflections etc

Rule 9. If you’re as good a story teller as Gibson and Thompson, you can break the rules. Do you think you’re as good at telling stories as those two?

Where did she bite her? Nose? Arm? Butt?

My friends’ kid is seven and has “chew toys” for older kids. He particularly likes a necklace with special beads for chewing on. I’m sure Amazon has them, all though I don’t know what they’re called

What kind of an idiot would get a gastric sleeve before going to prison? What kind of a quack doctor would perform that surgery? You have to stay on a controlled diet afterwards that’s high in vitamins and minerals. I’m guessing prison food might be lacking in that department.

Wait, you have to work the day jesus died? I live in one of the most secular countries in the world and good friday is a national holiday.

He was superfit for Batman, he must have deleted his trainer’s phone number the day they wrapped up filming

Did she know she was going to prison when she had the surgery?

There’s a designer called Louise Linderoth who makes clothes specifically designed and sewn to be worn by wheel chair users

I know, vaping makes you look like a tool. But goddamn it! I miss smoking!

Smoking gives you cancer, wrinkles and it makes you stink, which isn’t nice to people around you

Is vaping worth it? I used to smoke and some days I miss it so much I want to tear my face off. But I want the whole experience, the weight of the cigarette between my fingers, the scratch in my throat when I take the first drag and the deep satisfaction of blowing out a big glorious cloud of smoke. Vaping doesn’t…

Taking care of Britney’s finances is probably a full time job, or several full time jobs. Whoever does it should have a salary. Also, Britney’s medical records is no one’s business.

Because they’re caricatures of women

I know Boyzone was a while ago, but a former member’s ex is accused of murdering their nanny  https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/mar/26/boyzone-singer-i-never-ever-knew-murdered-french-nanny-mark-walton-sophie-lionnet

No one? Really? Sure about that?