44 seconds is about all I can watch.

I am looking forward to the day when marriage is a stand-alone word.

I have a Blackberry and Facebook posts are among those routed to my email. I check my Blackberry upon wakening.

@Rare Affinity: I think that's it. It's just an enhancement, not a major change.

Not only is Dita always impeccably dressed, but damn. The woman has the best boob job I've ever seen.

At least now we know what the next big exploited erogenous zone will be - pelvic shadows.

Self-edited because it was just mean. My bad.

@jessi10: Team Palin Deep Throat.

@That-Dude: Ha! Oops...I'm letting out the girlz secretz. :-)

@Gingerlyyours marshmallow eater: You'd think that after five (was it five?) colleges, she might have picked up a little book learnin'.

@That-Dude: She needs the equivalent of the girls-night-out 'we gotta go' girl. The one who makes the other girls leave when things start to get out of hand.

@a4ashley: Thank you!

@Gingerlyyours marshmallow eater: It's very scary how her mind works. Or, doesn't.

For her next trick, Sarah Palin will refer to the 2012 elections as the "final solution."

@Arctic_Visionary: Scary, isn't it?

Jeebus H. Christopher. You can't even go buy socks anymore without someone forcing their wedding or Christmas concert on you. What's next? A flash mob funeral? Flash mob bris?

At least Cyborg Mom only has B-cups. Easier on the Cyborg shoulders.

Oh, can I borrow that white lace boho dress? Love love love it!

Yea, this is pretty much why I stopped online dating a few years ago.

If only this were the 60s, and Twiggy were available. Those clothes look Twiggy-inspired.