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That picture makes my tits ache.

I disagree. It's called capitalism.

So we can wear our Snuggies out in public now?

@Pierce Nichols: ha!

@katknits: I honestly don't know what gauge it is anymore. I can't remember. I should probably look for a new one and see what looks the same size.

I haven't been on a plane in the last three years so I haven't had to go through a metal detector.

Shut up and help me get my shoes unhooked.

It's bringing 900 jobs and millions of dollars in revenue. I don't care if it's a Simpsons museum.

I've only been to two really glitzy holiday parties and both were work-related. It was mid-90s, the DC law firm I worked for had buckets of money and they were held at the Four Seasons. I wore long formal gowns and my soon-to-be second husband wore his frock coat and cowboy hat and God was he hot. It was amazing. …

I see she's following the time-honored Southern tradition of giving our sons buzz cuts for the summer. Looks like Deacon's hasn't grown out yet.

@CLo116: My 'no generics' list is toilet paper, tampons and Oreos.

@RousseMacabre, from Ravenclaw: Yea for Kotex tampons. I'm a huge believer in generic products, but I refuse to give up my Kotex tampons. They're awesome.

@gallaxian7: My second (and last) husband was a great gift-giver. He didn't need any help.

During my first marriage, every year for Christmas, anniversaries and birthdays I would go to my favorite stores, pick out exactly what I wanted and ask the sales people to hold it for my husband. He would then choose a store or two and pick out what he liked from what I'd chosen.

This subject always reminds me of something I read decades ago in one of those books about the four kids kept in the attic. The brother told his sister she didn't like his penis because it wasn't neat and tidy like a girl's genitals. Or something like that. It's been too long for me to remember the exact words but…

@Ruby_de_la_Booby: I haven't eaten it since then, but man did I want the stuff when I was baby-making.

@Ayarkay: lol True. But when they were younger, I think they'd have eaten just about anything covered in chocolate and marshmallows. :-)

Good God, no.

@VanDetta: Oh, good, it's not just me. I definitely couldn't wear a dress made like that. I would staple it to my shoulders before the night was over.