The "end" of perfect parenting?

Well, when you're made of frogs and snails and puppy dog tails, smarts obviously aren't your strong suit.

If the Titanic had had that much plastic, more people could have been saved.

@Lilah: That, too. She's got a lot of free time on her hands - I don't know what's taking her so long! :-)

Keep giving away money to good causes, Jo. I want you to have plenty of incentive to get to work on that "Severus Snape, a Man Misunderstood" I've got on my Christmas list.

@SallySparrow: I thought a dickie was a turtleneck insert?

Why can't they just call it what it is, a fichu?

C'mon, Paris. Everyone knows gum looks like tobacco chew, not cocaine.

C'mon, Paris. Everyone knows gum looks like tobacco chew, not cocaine.

Growing older with grace and style, you're doing it right.

A "yes" to perfume but "no" to body lotions? Sorry, but my scented body lotion doesn't last nearly as long or overpower the elevator nearly as strongly as a 'light' spray of perfume.

Want! Don't care what anyone thinks. Want! Want! Want!

It's kind of hard to hear the outrage over the public viewing of stereotypes over the sound of everyone turning to the channel to watch it.

Can someone find out where I can find the dress worn by the "The Play is Marred" sign holder.

@light-itself: I work at a university and I'd love to be a nude model for the art classes. I never see the opportunities, though.

I never feel so comfortable with my body as I do poolside at a nudist resort. The human body is represented in all its forms - short, tall, fat, skinny, white, brown, less brown, etc into infinity.

That would make a good Beauty 101 post. I have hair pieces/half wigs/ wigs that I wear for fun. Ideas, suggestions for caring for them would be appreciated.

I thought that was a Photoshop of Horrors post. Poor Christina . . . no arms, no hips and Aunt Bea's bosoms. What have they done to you?

I just saw that movie at a free screening Monday night. Laugh out loud funny. They have great on-screen chemistry.

@highviolet: Yes, and that's the conundrum. I sometimes ascribe motives to people who have none.