Well, as the great Dolly said, "It takes a lot of money to look this cheap."

Ooooh, just had a thought.

Of course there's Rainbow Bacon! It comes from pigs, flying over the rainbows!

I'm sorry, was that description about the movie or just Tom Cruise in general?

@HarpMadness: And a smidge of Rum! :-)

I will keep voting for Banana Pudding until someone makes me stop.

@moonkitten: Okay. As long as we leave the Moon Pie out of this, I'm good. :-)

What exactly are whoopie pies? Did someone rename the Moon Pie?

@BAngieB: No, that's not what I said. You are free, of course, to believe what you'd like.

@madgetheripper: Exactly. If you can't say your parents are at least as good as Britney's, you are truly fucked.

@BAngieB: I am Southern. I'm proud of being Southern. I live in the South. I also have family and friends in most of the deep south states, including Mississippi.

Every time I read something like this, I feel a little bit sorry for her. Grown woman/makes her own choices, I get it.

@BAngieB: Because it's Mississippi.

It's too bad this will have no effect on the people in Mississippi who started this whole mess. They're all still mad President Obama was elected in the first place.

@PaintedTrollop: I'm just shy of a month away from turning 45 and I'm pretty happy, too. But, we're not the type of people those surveys want. They want the ones who are miserable, because miserable makes a better story.

So, 25% are still enjoying sex, feel sexy and leave the lights on.

I say the same thing when people downgrade the books. No, they're not lite-rah-ture but they're fun, light reading.

If the girl had worn a tshirt that said, "Thanks, N******, for ruining the prom!" I bet she would have been sent home for wearing something offensive.

I think it comes down to whether or not we'd like to just 'hang out' with the person. Whether we think he or she is the kind of person with whom we'd be friends, IRL.

Is she shilling for Rachel Welch wigs, too?