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Nekkid photos taken today by your 'boyfriend/whatever' will be used tomorrow by your 'ex-boyfriend/whatever' for revenge or embarrassment.

Let's hope her editor gets paid by the number of commas she has to remove!

ONLY A COUPLE MORE MONTHS BEFORE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wear pantyhose, especially in the winter months, and I wear tights.

Everytime I see photos like this, I thank God for the accident in the cosmos that let me be born in this country (the USA). As much as I wish some things were different here, I'm reminded when I see images like this just how bad it *could* be.

Good thing. Since our esteemed legislature thinks it's okay to carry guns into a bar legally, the gun carriers need somewhere to put their firearms.

In sixth grade, I came out of the bathroom in this state of almost undress. Luckily, the teacher on hall duty was right there and pulled me right back out of the hallway.

I hate flats. I prefer platforms over spike heels but I can't wear flats. They make my back hurt.

I have an owl hoot sound file for my Yahoo email notification.

*yawn*

Oh, this brought back memories. I remember reading this when I was the same age as Margaret, and that the mother of another girl in our school tried to get it removed from the library as 'inappropriate.'

Some of these things I would absolutely wear now, too.

Half the fun of looking at these old ads is trying to see if you recognize some of the models.

I would buy another shirt, because that particular piece of fabric is not worth the trouble.

If I ever...EVER...utter the term "vajayjay," someone please slap me.

Rut roh. Loose-fitting dress = pregnancy rumors.

I'm getting the giggles over her ass crack being hidden. What's a little ass crack among friends?

If Evan Rachel would stop trying so hard to be Dita, she might discover who she really is.

@Laura Enriquez: Finding out I could link Facebook and Twitter and only have to post once was like finding out chocolate is good for you.

I love my Twitter. I don't care who hates it or why they do.