@I_b_hatin: Put red hair on the young Prince Charles and he *is* Harry.

@I_b_hatin: Harry is very much a Windsor. Looks just like Chuck, without the big ears.

It's not very often that ginger boys are hot (which I can say because I'm a ginger, too), but this kid makes the cut.

@bowleserised: Wait...straight women can't speak authoritatively about lesbians? Does that mean one black person can't speak with conviction about black people, too?

These 'epidemics' are always overblown. Remember rainbow parties? My kids were in their young and mid-teens when all that stuff suddenly appeared and I freaked out — until I talked to them both (I have a son and a daughter) and they both looked at me and told me I was losing my mind over nothing.

To me, it's okay that the Twilight books aren't liter-ah-ture.

@farmersdaughter: I'm going to be hearing David Allen Cole's "You don't have to call me darlin, darlin" all day.

@farmersdaughter: Yea, but think of the great song you could write about it afterwards! :-D

@Ratinski: The Oscars are *always* too long, no matter what the rest of the show is like. And honestly, unless they do away with all the techno awards, I don't see how they could be shortened all that much. There has to be some sort of musical number or skit or something to break up the 'the nominees are/winner is'…

Oh, no!! I listen to country music - does that mean I have to buy a truck and watch mama get run over by a train when she gets out of prison?

"Another kid already?" Now that was funny!!!

Yea, but it's Philip Seymour Hoffman. Who cares what he looks like? It's enough to lose yourself in his performances.

So all I have to do to get a lap dance from Hugh Jackman is ask if he's gay? Oh, Huuuugh.......

Wait, I saw Ryan Seacrest interview Brad Pitt. It was very short and very basic, but they did speak.

OMG, my daughter would run over someone for that tye-dyed diaper bag!!!

@..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: No, no. He had a life-sized painting done a few years back and had it enhanced. In the crotchetal area. I'm trying to find an image of it to post.

That painting reminds me of the photo my daughter had done when she was 9 months pregnant. It is beautiful. I wish I'd thought to do the same when I was pregnant with my children, 20+ years ago.

When jumpsuits were in, I always loved the look but hated having to practically get naked every time I had to go to the bathroom. Not very practical, that.

Wait...are you saying I shouldn't wear my acrylic heels? But...but...but....they have lights that blink when my feet move!

I just love Michelle. Arms or Venus de Milo style.