Maybe it was the clearly seen nipples/aerolas that got it banned?

Mr. Darcy is a zombie? Where do I sign up to get eaten? Or bitten. Either is good for me.

Please, God....let me look that good when I'm weary.

Yea. I guess this completely explains "Ted" Bundy. "Charlie" Manson. "John" "Wayne" Gacy. "Jeffrey" Dahmer. "David" Berkowitz. "Timothy" McVeigh.

Oohhhhh.....yummy on that raspberry sheath!!!!

Admittedly, I'm not a pet person. I have fish, I feed them once a day, that's all the animal-interaction I need.

Wait....she's planning to nurse all eight babies????

I have found myself much more interested in brooches than I've ever been. I'm always shopping in consignment and second-hand stores and before now, I'd always skimmed the jewelry looking for pretty bracelets or pendants. Just recently, I've paid more attention to brooches and pins and picked up some lovely ones that…

That reminds me . . . I need a new tube of red lipstick.

Love those pretty little pink Chucks. Wonder if my daughter would let me buy my 8 mo. old grandson a pair???

@Shannon: Please. Relax, kiddos. There's not a mother alive who hasn't done that center curl thing to her kid's hair. It's an instinct. It's not faux-hawk, it's just one big curl.

I love Naughty Monkey shoes.

@wednesdayam: If they keep making me go retro-80s, I have an initial stick pin just waiting for a cowl-neck sweater they're going to force me to wear!

I had a pair of jeans just like that!!

May I just say I don't care for this 'gallery' style of posting? Having to enlarge each picture, then backspace to the original page, enlarge, backspace, enlarge, backspace, infinity infinity infinity.

When my ex used to bitch about his child support and my response was always the same thing:

I'm paying way too much attention to the photo, I know, but that second picture? You can see the lined crotch of Tinkerbell's pantyhose. Don't they make an all-sheer style?

Oh, goody! Can I put my name down for that red leather jacket. It's bitchin'.

My mother always says that *all* babies are cute, there's no such thing as an ugly baby.

@AllieCaulfield: I'm glad Brooke Shields was something. I feel (slightly) better.