It’s a troll to force cities to show their true colors.

Trump Confirms He’s Definitely Thinking

I called the cops on Deadspin when they banned me way back when, and the police just told me that I was actually in a Wendy’s so I got a baconator and everything was fine.

Yeah.....let’s see.....

Another hero/grifter of #theresistance.

Remember that time this asshole would be the one to bring Trump down?

“Freedom of Speech doesn’t mean freedom from consequences.”

I like that in every Tuberville story I learn about a different college he formerly coached at.

This reminds me of Craig James, who was discovered through opposition research to have killed five hookers. 

A stan is a particularly obsessed (not always in the bad obsessed way) fan. The word originated from the Eminem song Stan.

Flip him? It is a million miles beyond delusional to think he could be traded.

Texas knows what’s up. We don’t want to see more dicks. We want to see even more titties.

If even Jeff Loria can run an MLB team into the ground and still come out in the black, why wouldn’t we loan literally any schlub $400 million to buy a team?

I can't decide if that beats my own situation: not communicating with my family at all. 

What must it be like to be in a family where everyone communicates through conference calls and awkward corporate emails.

As someone who used to listen to MLBAM’s fantasy baseball podcast, I can confirm Siano is a dope. And he’s a Yankees/Steelers fan.

Here is the cash grab example I always use. The cost to park during the last season at Shea Stadium was $10 per car. The cost the next season, the first at Citi Field, was $20 per car, now up to $25. A 100% increase to park in the same fucking lot.

Kirk Hinrich had too long of an NBA career to be A Guy. He’s most certainly A Dude.

looks like we have no idea if their general contractor is any good because they weren’t allowed to do anything. here i quote “Construction News” for the first time in my life...

Roving gangs of coked-up Cockney electricians irritably searching for their tools and getting into fistfights? When they make a movie of this I want Statham in there STAT.