Probably. But I am going to need four or five more hitters to love too. And I am not sure they are all in the system right now.

yeah man luxury suites are a tough life

Hopefully on March 3rd, all the bitterness and jealousy will be gone and we can just enjoy the Switch. If not, we’ll see you next February at next years Super Bowl. Being a huge Nintendo fan, I thank them for their Switching. ;) Being a huge Patriots fan, I thank TB12 and the team for being amazing as always.

The irony of course is that whoever stole the Jersey because of its value, just killed his ability to sell it

“The Gang roots for the Falcons”

I would love to be the loser who makes $40M per year to be shitty at his job. God, I hate Goodell.

The tears on this website might be a close second. It’s a fucking football game, not a metaphor for the country.

Only partially related to this post. Diana, I pretty much only read dick jokes and un-original Deadspin comments at this point, but thanks for being a real journalist in the time we need it more than ever. You’re one of the best out there.

The boos for Goodell were a salve on this wound.

Obama tries to steal a seat but failed. Where have I heard this before about Obama failing. Oh yeah 8 years of failure.

Get used to it folks we MAGA.

In contrast, Miami-Dade County Mayor Carlos Giminez has shown his support for Trump’s executive order, instructing all county jails to comply.

Every county in Massachusetts went for Clinton. Every New England state went to Clinton (except one electoral vote in Maine because of archaic voting laws).

Yeah, it’s almost exactly the same as the whining whenever there’s an article about Speedrunning.

“Oh, they aren’t playing it in exactly the way the developers intended, what losers.”

Oh nos, their main isn’t the strongest on a stage. The poor babies.

“nah, get rid of the duck”

THANK YOU real pro are good no matter the terrain

The settings change should have invalidated the whole thing on the spot and forced a rematch. That being said, unless your opponent willfully cheated, shake his hand. Come on.

Fuck that. There are no excuses for being a dipshit to your opponent despite them playing fairly and on the same ground as you.

Unfortunate, but shake the guys damn hand. He dealt with the same damage ratio that you did....