Not sure which response is more appropriate:

OMG OMG! I so want one of these for my 4S for xmas! But I'm slightly deterred by the crappy instructional video. Screw it, I'm buying one! Thank you Giz! I <3 you for letting me know about this.

WTH? What's the back story on this dog?

I have Windows 7 64bit Ultimate at home, and Windows 7 64bit Enterprise at work, and I've observed the following issue on both of them:

Indeed, metal phones are awesome. Try that with one of these fancy new plastic smartphones, and I doubt you'd be able to even peel them off the ground.

LOL. That's why I only wear t-shirts. :D

More likely you'll be stuck with your boss or that annoying neighbor/coworker.

WTF...

I wish RIM had purchased Palm/WebOSand based their next platform on it. BBX or BB 10 is taking way too long to come out, and I'm not confident it's going to be enough to compete with current market players.

Get a clue? Microsoft has a way more diverse portfolio of products than RIM, and can afford to take huge losses on some of their products in order to gain market share.

Yup, they're rugged little phones. I have a ton of RAZRs in my junk drawer from work that still work (but their batteries are shot). The jewel of my collection is a pristine RAZR V3r in fire red though:

Haha, hearted.

Haha, good catch!

I bet a lot of those deaths are while on the stairmaster at the gym, too.

I think I'd rather be unfriended than find out you're shooting at a caricature of me on facebook.

I wouldn't be surprised if Android phones sold more, but there are also a lot more cheap and "free" Android phones for sale (and available on more carriers) than iPhones. I think the satisfaction surveys are more telling, and iOS is still on top in those studies.

Holy shit, I thought this stuff only happens in horror movies. Are we sure those elevators weren't sabotaged? (The movie "Horrible Bosses" comes to mind as motivation for doing something like this.)

Not a surprise really. iPhones are worth more in the second hand market. There are some premium Android phones, but with so many cheap Android handsets diluting the brand, iPhones are more of a sure thing for thieves.

I loved my RAZR! You're lucky I don't live near you. And that I'm not a thief. :)

Boo.