Basically you are wrong in every possible way.  Good job.

Thank God it’s not the Athletic, so I don’t have to cancel my subscription.

Don’t confuse this clown with “facts”.  He just wants to make his half assed rants that make him feel a little better about his shell of a life for a few minutes.

Poor guy... hope he can get by on the $27 million guaranteed he got in 2014.

Boy the weekend coverage around here sure it lousy. About out of money huh?

Well obviously this means he raped her

This is interesting because?

Cool.. looks like a nice TV... hope it has HDR.

Clay Travis looks like someone who used to write for Deadspin.  Am I doing this right?

Well if the story pisses off the gawker people it must be good.

God you are a cunt. Really just go suck on the end of a shotgun and do the universe a favor

So are they opening those Bud light lockers?

Bitch someone has too much money then bitch when he spends money. What a fucking joke progressives are. 

Wow, someone listening to their customers and delivering what they adk for? Amazing... good for them.

Oh, alternately, make it out of something that doesn’t taste like vomit.

Slow day huh?

Hydrogen doesn’t decay so it’s halflife is like... forever?

How about entertainers shouldn't piss of their customers for a hot take. 

So?  He still doesn't need to give his employees a platform to protest shit. 

Misleading is what they are aiming for.... that’s not a mistake.