Clay Travis looks like someone who used to write for Deadspin.  Am I doing this right?

Well if the story pisses off the gawker people it must be good.

God you are a cunt. Really just go suck on the end of a shotgun and do the universe a favor

So are they opening those Bud light lockers?

Bitch someone has too much money then bitch when he spends money. What a fucking joke progressives are. 

Wow, someone listening to their customers and delivering what they adk for? Amazing... good for them.

Oh, alternately, make it out of something that doesn’t taste like vomit.

Slow day huh?

Hydrogen doesn’t decay so it’s halflife is like... forever?

How about entertainers shouldn't piss of their customers for a hot take. 

So?  He still doesn't need to give his employees a platform to protest shit. 

Misleading is what they are aiming for.... that’s not a mistake.

Gee, it’s almost like people with a complaint would be more likely to email their sob story....

I love how the economically illiterate mouth breathers don’t realize that if you have fully guaranteed contracts, those contracts are going to be worth less.  See your signing bonus / “guaranteed” money in your contract?  That will be your entire contract with a fully guaranteed contract.  

I mean it makes sense... The Mets have been so bad they haven’t been to the world series in.... what, 3 years?

Wow, so like, men and women are different?

Media member complains about job losses in the media. Yawn. 

What is Splinter?  Oh, I know this... a soon to be defunct web site.

You should be nicer after The Ringer buys Deadspin for $10 here in a few weeks.

Yeah that newspaper was such a dynamic successful business that Tronc had to pay (looks at notes), um $1 to buy the paper.