This is dumb, useless low hanging fruit that a severely underdeveloped 12 year old with a basic familiarity with mlb history could produce; the only thing cubs fans care about with regard to their owner is that he/she doesnt hesitate to spend money to field a contender. Anything else is window dressing.

i choose NOT to watch because i am a Batman fan.

Why do people keep watching this? Is it like a train wreck, you just can’t look away?

Don’t lump us underdog lovers in with this shit owner. Fuck fuck fuck fuck. Now I need to boycott them because they have some asshole at the helm.

crack a window, will ya!?

Knifin’ Around FTW.

Entertaining, but not particularly accurate. An egg is an egg (or an ovum, if you prefer). Chickens, not being mammals, do not have periods.

except that’s not Chick-fil-A’s menu

lordy did an omelette kill your parents or something

It’s not enough for you to kill millions of chickens—you have to force them to go down the hatch right beside their babies? Does this “turn you on?”

YOU SHUT YOUR DAMNED DIRTY MOUTH!!!

Still has a winning record as an NFL coach though.

I hear the UK have been pretty happy to have finally got rid of that unfunny twat.

That’d be awfully fucked up if Harlan got punished for such a great call.

Play with that dog!

Woke me up here, near Fort Riley, Kansas.

“Hi, I ate this entire steak and all the sides, but I didn’t like them. Please comp this meal.”

If you play a game for 50 hours and ask for a refund you are a lame ass.

Yeah. It was called Destiny. I’ve been clean since last October.