“The sisters weren’t convicted of any crimes, rather their sentence was punishment for their brother’s elopement.”

Why, thank you!

Thanks for sharing. It is nice to know that despite all the crap you're going through, you've managed to find some happiness.

Wait, that’s not Chloe? I seriously thought it was a still from a movie.

This from the guy who first asked if she was hot. Still, I was mildly impressed.

I won’t date anyone under One Trillion D.

That, sir, is a bold statement indeed.

Hell no! I'd rather stick my dick in a salt filled blender.

Deputy Farnam enjoying the sunshine on his day off.

“Yeah, man, why do you have to be so hard on her? She has huge fucking tits, and that should be enough!”

She’s from the UK. She’s got huge tits.

Wow, the resemblance is seriously uncanny. She looks EXACTLY like Chloe Sevigny.

just don’t fuck them

I think she looks like Chloe Sevigny so I’m voting hot

A cop once didn’t give my friend a ticket because I gave him my phone number.

Unidentified 2: I don’t know why you have to be so hard on her.

is literally anyone surprised?

All I'm gonna say...

Screw Fallon, Conan is best able to handle this considering he has a popular recurring segment where the audience is watching him play video games.