Still the coolest of them all

LOL at these betamax virgins in the comments. If you get angry at this video, you will never get laid.

That’s why you always date outside your race. That way the worst-case scenario is accidentally flirting on Tinder with your long-lost HALF sibling.

Dear Penthouse...

I can't. That's how I got fired from AARP.

Now when I feel like I’ve fucked up at work, I can remind myself that at least I’ve never fucked up on the level of having sex parties paid for by drug cartels.

True Fact: Investigation into Cook County Sheriff’s Office browser history reveals 4Chan.org as being their most visited site.

Jesus these people are sick. And I unfortunately know that there are websites devoted to stuff like this. Sickening.

When you’re a reporter, you should expect to be held up to reader scrutiny. It’s part of the job. It’s more invasive and persistent in the Internet age, where people won’t let you forget your fuck-ups or won’t leave you alone with their conspiracy theories. A lot of that comes through on Twitter. My approach has long…

I’ve been wondering the exact same thing. Why is all of their “activism” all just posts aimed at other people and/or websites. Why don’t they create their own Bastion of gaming ethics?

I’m honestly relieved to hear that you (and I hope all of Kotaku) are not losing your minds over all this crap. I think I’d crack under the stress.

I can’t answer your last question, but I will say that despite the fact that for the past eight months a large contingent of people have been trying to make our lives as miserable as possible, this is still a dream job and I love coming into work every day to write and report fun and interesting things for you all.

Apparently they “wiped their computers” before they left. I’m interested to see what comes out of that recovery operation.

and for the love of WipeOut logos ...

They aren’t very different at all. In fact you could hot swap 2d sprites and 3d models in this video pretty easy and the game play would remain the same. This is just “cooler” because of the nostalgic juxtaposition.

Thats what sonic 4 did, no one bought it

Signs of a serial killer. She deserves the same treatment she gave the cat.

Yes, we’re talking about the same Kotaku, a news and opinion outlet like any other that will have successes and stumbles along the way. I agonize about stories all the time, some I wish we did better, some that we’ve had to run despite a lot of resistance from people involved who didn’t want us to tell a fair…