Which makes Team Ninja’s request for the mods to stay moral, literally, one of the funniest fucking requests I’ve seen made. And arguably the most hopeless of them all.

The character is oversexed to the point of absurdity anyway. What sort of engineer runs around with an unprotected chest?

“Would a good takeaway from this be, until such time as we’ve sorted this out, don’t take pictures of your dick?” Oliver asked.

Definitely. Laura Poitras is a BAMF.

Snowden came off pretty well in this interview. Is Citizenfour worth seeing?

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It’s super rare when a woman falsely accuses a man, but it does happen, sadly. I think it’s rare when a woman falsely accuses a specific individual. But I’ve known many girls in my short life who made up stories of trauma just to get attention. I went to an all girls school all my life, and a girl there often talked…

I write about it voluntarily, because it’s my responsibility to do so.

Are you being sarcastic? Because the article I just read includes the words:

A little too intelligent, but not bad.

In college, I had several friends who were raped, some violently, and I subsequently enrolled in Women’s Studies as a second major, specifically sexual violence against women. During my time in college, I met countless women who had been raped, and who had been failed by the police and by the University...I also came…

Don’t apologise for defending her. You’re an excellent and professional reporter. The idea that she lacked so much due diligence did, at the time, seem ludicrous. I was right there with you and very embarrassed when she let everyone down with this bullshit.

What about Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin for Xbox One and Playstation 4?

Shut the fuck up and go eat some sugar.

So perfect, it’s almost like that gif has been waiting for that line to be written.

It was sweetest, most innocent bukkake, wrapped in colorful foil and hidden within the plastic grass of a basket that had something to do with Jesus.

OMG OMG OMG

If anyone wants to read more earnest-yet-sometimes-pithy reviews of church services, go to the Ship of Fools (the Magazine of Christian Unrest) and browse the Mystery Worshipper archive. Mystery Worshippers have the option of leaving their card on the collection plate. Services get marked on things including the…

Adults who treat Easter eggs hunts like a compitition are the fucking worst. Your special snowflake baby Apsen/Dakota isn’t going to be upset they don’t have the most eggs especially since their main hobby is shitting and drooling.