I just realized I’ve been confusing Ron Paul with Rand Paul.

*gives creative writing secret high five*

Add this to another of the numerous reasons I’ll remain single for the rest of my life, I guess.

I don’t think I realized just how much baby gators look like lizards. I guess if anything gets big enough it becomes terrifying. Because that thing was pretty damn cute.

True to its name, I believe Fat Head’s here in Portland does this on a few burgers as well.

Fucking spiders. I have like three Instagram photos in a row of big-ass spiders from when I went home to live with my parents for a few months, and I’d wake up in the middle of the night with a gigantic spider on the wall right next about to my face.

If I did this to my cat, even, I don’t think I’d leave the scene alive.

Ha, that random pic of Deb from Dexter.

Heh. “Winners Don’t Teabag.” PREACH. I hate getting teabagged. :(

I like how the deer just give no fucks about having fire blown on them.

Man, I remember when the N64 came out wondering when they’d do a real, 3D Pokemon game on a console (not an arena, or Snap). Seems like that’s just not something Nintendo wants to do.

Sarcasm on the Internet is hard. :(

Yeah, I got to Paragon level 400 or so, and played the first season ladder, and by then I had pretty much everything I wanted in the game. After a certain point (like any game) it just becomes compulsive, and you wonder how many other excellent games you could have played in that time.

I’m around the 100 hour mark on DAI right now, and I will finish this damn game eventually. I’ve heard very good things about the Witcher III, and I do intend to get there eventually (someday).

Viva Capitalism!

Shit, I still haven’t finished Dragon Age: Inquisition. I’m working on it, though. I’m working on it.

There seem to be many whooshes with that one.

Uhm, half the prior cast of Game of Thrones waves hello (from their horrible unmarked graves).

The more you learn.

Nice - totally going to try that.