Before I got on a ride at Disney Land, someone told me how some dude stood up at a certain part of the ride and got decapitated. Roller coasters: nope.

Off-Topic: Burner Similarity Solidarity.

Yeah. I hate that shill. My dad got wrapped up in the shenanigans of one of those guys, briefly. It’s a glorified pyramid scheme. “WANT TO BE SUCCESSFUL? BUY ALL MY BOOKS AND MY INSANELY OVERPRICED SPEAKING TOUR TICKETS AND YOU CAN TOO.”

This game really is goddamn amazing. I picked it up during Early Access, and it’s one of those rare games that was incredible from the beginning of development to the end. So addictive - I still pick it up every few days or so - and really, really goddamn hard. If anyone has 100% of those achievements, they are some…

I just tried, and it seems to be working now? Not in stock through Amazon Prime till July 14th though. I just bought a $10 pair of Logitech speakers on Amazon this week, though, so tempting as it is I’ll stick with that, I guess.

I just tried, and it seems to be working now? Not in stock through Amazon Prime till July 14th though. I just bought…

Queue reality show in 5, 4, 3...

YOUTHS.

Yeahh. I was onboard-ish with this article, till I clicked through to the guy’s website, saw his plethora of books on motivational stuff, and went... “Huh...”

Jesus. Sounds like quite the little sociopath.

Capitalism! What a beautiful thing.

Heh.

Fair enough. But still. Goddamn.

My feelings on them are similar, but the amount of money people rake in from either YouTube ads or Patreon donations is just... baffling.

- Motivational Speech Class 101

Huh, interesting. Points for putting thought into it beyond my knee jerk reaction!

Like, I love Dark Souls, and I think it’s cool that people are passionate enough about it to decipher what’s going on through the obscure in-game references... but that seems like a hobby. Not something worth a respectable salary. I guess it’s all dependent on the people tossing money at him though...

“...he’s earning $5,569.41 per month through Patreon donations.”

I didn’t know he wrote novels! I’m morbidly curious now...

At least it’s not chewing gum!

Impressive. The GIF alone hurts my eyes.