Some Jabroni’s are gonna getta whoopin!!

Winona must become my wife...

Frankly it’s tiring to imagine every shapely woman I meet naked. It would be easier if they all posed for Playboy.

Last Playboy I ever bought had Elle McPherson on it...just wanted to share this

If you ever wanted to see Perry struggle with a parachute while dressed like one of Immortan Joe’s less popular wives, prepare to have your desires met.

Oh yeah!!

I don’t find her that funny.

Whatever. They still gave $500,000 to a pervy sausage.

Ainsley Eggwash?

There’s this chick called Kimber from Botched who´s a shemale...I just brought it up because she’s kinda hot...I find the fact that I find her hot confusing...thx for listening...IOU a potato

Calvin “Shakespeare” Harris

SMG has some sublime boobage, but I agree with you

I miss his earlier hits like Are You Ready or Stay The Night...after he hit it big with Caribbean Queen he sold out to the 80s music machine...BTW he looks very well kept for a man in his 60s

I love Sam. She and John Oliver are the true heirs of the Jon Stewart throne...

Lorde gets into Uber...

She got off easy...she should ask Megyn the things SHE had to do...

Watermelon and Fried Chicken. Discuss

“Like, I am sure all of the girls and women held in sexual slavery today would totally agree that, because they have food and something to wear, it isn’t really that bad.”

UNDEROOS!!

Lemme know when these guys show up...