You want a new ocean-based Alien movie, it’s got to be Underwater, right? Which I am absolutely looking forward to, but then again I also genuinely like Leviathan and Deep Star Six.

You may be right. On the plus side, there have been several stone-cold classics since then - DOOM, Titanfall 2, Prey (if you want to define that one as an FPS), etc.

Man, I love destructible terrain. Why did Red Faction turn out to be an evolutionary dead end in FPS design? 

Wasn’t that the way they did Penguin on Gotham? 

There’s also no easy way to open them in a new tab, since right-clicking on the Comments bubble only gives an option to save the image (at least on Edge). 

Would they, though? Assuming this finding is upheld on appeal (and Valve doesn’t decide to just exit the entire EU market to avoid dealing with it), it would apply to any other publisher’s digital storefront just as much as Steam.

Knowing that would have required me to have searched for and found its Steam page. ;) (That’s one of my pet peeves with Kotaku articles - they generally don’t have links to where games are actually available for sale.)

There’s also the fact that we now know Mars’ winds can’t actually get strong enough to cause the disaster that kicks the whole movie off, but hey. That’s life. Can’t fault someone for not predicting future discoveries. 

A guy named Idaho that’s cloned over and over? A deified Emperor presiding over a civilization in decay to the point of collapse? They’re not hiding their influences, are they?

Reminds me a lot of that canceled Fable game I felt like I was the only one interested in. Sounds promising. 

It’s... not Jason’s job to praise stuff? At no point does he say Nintendo was ever claiming Chamber Dungeons were Mario Maker-level, he’s just describing what quite a few people online have been wishing and hoping for (and talking themselves into expecting) and then making it clear that this ain’t that. Personally,…

Based on his history, I can only assume he’ll upload a video of himself in full SS cosplay a month after that, so any sympathy I have for him will, no doubt, be short-lived.

Man, worrying about a developer not iterating on a concept is no reason to praise something that’s not praiseworthy.

My understanding is it has all the Link’s Awakening DX stuff EXCEPT for the photographer mouse and his Gameboy Camera functionality.

Look, at this point I think it’s pretty clear that PDP’s actions DO speak louder than his words, given that his words were, ‘I’m going to give money to an anti-hate organization’, and his actions were to NOT give money to an anti-hate organization.

So that’s where Brain’s magic spell came from! 

“Should these games fall into obscurity just because they weren’t profitable in their time?”

I had that game! For the Sega Saturn, I think. First time I’d ever heard of X-O Manowar. Its big innovation was that you could (with a fair amount of difficulty because of the controls) shoot into the background. 

American here - no idea. I thought at first she was supposed to be Burger Queen, but then I saw the BK logo on the Loki lookalike.

Comics move slowly.