Respectfully, fans, as a rule, don’t make mortgage payments for you, or pay for your kids’ college, or keep your retirement fund flush for when you decide you don’t want to do your job anymore. Better pay does. Residuals do.

That list is missing the part where a main character gets her arm cut off in battle and then uses the severed arm to bludgeon dozens of enslaved aliens to death.

Because nothing says summer tentpole blockbuster like a team of straight up mass murdering terrorist kids with PTSD, right?

The only reasonable answer is that Mario IS the hat. The familiar chubby Italian plumber we’re all used to is just a limb - a biological lure, like an Anglerfish, meant to allow it to get closer to its natural prey (IE: everything else) more easily.

I’m less concerned about my actual Guardian, since I’m pretty confident I can recreate her easily, than I am with whatever veteran rewards are in the cards.

That’s fine and that’s cool. All I really want to know about Destiny 2 on PC is whether I’ll be able to migrate/copy my account from a console to the PC.

Pretty much.

FYI, Destiny’s lack of story wasn’t because it was an online game.

If you’ve ever carried a gun, you’ll notice that unless you’re actively aiming it at something, it generally will be out of your forward field of vision. Even when carrying at port-of-arms, you won’t really be seeing your rifle unless you glance at it.

I cannot help but be a little disappointed that we don’t get to name the dog, and then have dialogue work like your character’s name in Fallout 4.

Heck, when the streaming environment gets to the point that I don’t need to worry about losing access to a favorite show or movie because someone let their distribution rights lapse, I’ll stop buying physical media.

Yeah man. If only they’d used an engine designed for RPGs, like Unreal, right?

They aren’t. Some characters are ugly, but then again some real people are ugly, so it all balances out.

Wow, that’s awful. I’ve got a Play Kai Arts FemShep and Lightning, and both figures look much better than that. Not like they’re goign to win any awards, mind you, but at least they look good enough that I didn’t want to return them or anything.

This. There is (was) nothing wrong with collecting beanie Babies because you liked them or thought they were cute, anymore than there’s something wrong with buying Funcopops or characters you like or whatever.

There’s only one correct answer for who the next figure should.

Diablo is like MOBAs now?

I had a bug where Wrex Drack got stuck in that generic crucifixion pose that modelers use and levitated around instead of walking. I’m not sure if he attacked enemies or not while doing that, sicne he wasn’t animating at all. It was easily fixed by heading to a forward station and rotating him out and then back into…

I haven’t beaten it yet, though I think I’m near the end, but I’m still enjoying it a lot, wonky animations and a few bugs notwithstanding.

Totally serious. I like the cool major species like Turians and Asari as much as anyone else, but it’s the weird side-species that make Mass Effect unique.