+1 anal fissure

“Eric = Lestat”

I'm just here because I thought the "Katie-Porter-Desus-&-Mero" article was Barf Bag.

**jealous I don't live in your district**

“I LOVE YOU, KATIE PORTER!”

+1 a-wop-bop-a-lu-bop-a-womp-bam-boom

“MISS FINSTER! MISS FINSTER!!!”

Stars to you and everyone on this thread calling out Ergates on their bull$#!+

“THE ARISTOCRATS!”

Dallas County just announced 5 more cases about an hour ago (1 person via Community Spread - no foreign travel or contact with others travelling abroad). Same with public gatherings over 250. I live with my parents, both in their 70's. My disabled Father is has ALL of the warnings (hypertension, heart disease,…

“Note to self: in floundering stock market, buy Kimberly Clark.”

At this point, I’d vote for the bottle of ketchup and the mannequin.

Totally agree. I found the original movie pretty gross (and boring). I remember wanting to see this when it originally came out because I thought John Cusack, Lisa Bonet, and Jack Black would make for an interesting presentation. Line after line, John Cusack’s character just came off as such an @$$#0L3. Ultimately…

I wish I could give you an extra star just for the “egg-separator” comment.

Scream this from the goddamned rooftops!

I like to add Plymouth gin and call it a Shirley Bassey.

Helicopter fuel can't melt scoring records...

+8 carats

Touché

“War Mustache" sounds like the WORST Captain America sidekick.