+1 anal fissure

“Eric = Lestat”

I'm just here because I thought the "Katie-Porter-Desus-&-Mero" article was Barf Bag.

**jealous I don't live in your district**

“I LOVE YOU, KATIE PORTER!”

+1 a-wop-bop-a-lu-bop-a-womp-bam-boom

“MISS FINSTER! MISS FINSTER!!!”

Stars to you and everyone on this thread calling out Ergates on their bull$#!+

“THE ARISTOCRATS!”

Dallas County just announced 5 more cases about an hour ago (1 person via Community Spread - no foreign travel or contact with others travelling abroad). Same with public gatherings over 250. I live with my parents, both in their 70's. My disabled Father is has ALL of the warnings (hypertension, heart disease,…

At this point, I’d vote for the bottle of ketchup and the mannequin.

Totally agree. I found the original movie pretty gross (and boring). I remember wanting to see this when it originally came out because I thought John Cusack, Lisa Bonet, and Jack Black would make for an interesting presentation. Line after line, John Cusack’s character just came off as such an @$$#0L3. Ultimately…

I wish I could give you an extra star just for the “egg-separator” comment.

Scream this from the goddamned rooftops!

I like to add Plymouth gin and call it a Shirley Bassey.

Helicopter fuel can't melt scoring records...

+8 carats

Touché

“War Mustache" sounds like the WORST Captain America sidekick.

BOOTY-JUDGE