BOOTY-JUDGE

“The Man of La Malfeasance"

Are you telling me that “Troop Beverly Hills” didn’t propel Shelley Long to superstardom?!

Fugazzotto seems a little fugazy...

Splice to Deadspi-

Memphis Design - "Yes, let me spend thousands of dollars to redecorate my home to look like Pee-Wee's Playhouse."

“YAAAS KWEEN!”

“Brexit Here We Come" was the WORST Smith's record.

Splice to Deadsp-. Uh, sorry.

“Breaking News... Trump Presidential Library To Be Located In Moscow”

+1 Herb Spanfeller

I liked “Through the Wire,” too.

“The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy nor Roman nor an empire - discuss!"

“I'll just be upstairs in my room - masturbating."

+1 country goodness and green pea-ness

+23

+1 Holiday Inn Express stay (with complimentary pancake breakfast)

I hope it goes to trial. I'd like to see a jury find every one of those muffalettas guilty.

“ironic proof that shitted”