He looks like a tube of toothpaste. 

+1 jack 'n' danny

“I DON’T WANT ANY OF THESE CHUMPS IN CHARGE OF ME!!”

“...of our days and our nights! 🎶 Chump in Charge! of our wrongs and our rights! 🎶”

“Take me to your leader, brah!”

TV One Entertainment - FIOS channel 771. Next ep at 1 am CDT.

Comment dit-on <<meta>>?

Make Bill Simmons Sports Tsar? Is he saying that only "he" can fix our sports programming problems? It feels like I've heard this type of rhetoric before...

+1 Champagne Room

Miller gets my Goebbels vote. Rudy already took the Nosferatu award.

+1 "whitens" & brightens

+1 bloated gasbag who should be in jail for being in possesion of an amount of opiods that would be considered trafficking yet still has a nationally syndicated radio program.

“Bitch, please.”

+1 "Can you bring me a fork? I can't do chopsticks."

+1 Bedazzler

Username/comment synergy. **kisses fingertips**

...she's gotta make a decision...

Supercut it!