Texan here. We have some folks in Austin doing some fucked up shit on our behalf. Many of us think that this is fucking shameful, myself included.

Apropos of nothing, “tornillo” is Spanish for a screw, which is what the government is doing to these poor souls. Write. March. Protest.

+1 “Sorey”

“Psssh! Who got more likes & retweets? Does Frenchy even know how to use a hashtag?”

Always function truthers

“or Kim Kardashian’s perfume bottle’s hips; sturdy, yet supple.”

No way “Miss Muffet” doesn’t get fired on the spot.

+17,179,869,184 cells

The most apt use of this jpg/gif ever.

“...people need to respect each other, period.”

Is it OK to feel betrayed by Jason Bateman? I liked him in so many more things than this. This lets me down so bad. I expected better out of everyone, though.

**Clicks NYT link**

This week on Real Time, Bill Maher welcomes....

+¡

Dear Becky,

*Bootstraps not included. Offer not valid in all areas. Almost every single exclusion you can think of probably applies. Please see GOP for additional details.

+1 vagina dentata (sorry for the low-hanging fruit joke)

Question: will he be chuckling it up with Chuck Todd tomorrow morning? New name for “Meet the Press” - “Chuckling it Up with Chuck”

Cannot unsee.

They didn’t call it the Donner “Party” for nothin’.