Apropos of nothing, “tornillo” is Spanish for a screw, which is what the government is doing to these poor souls. Write. March. Protest.

+1 “Sorey”

“Psssh! Who got more likes & retweets? Does Frenchy even know how to use a hashtag?”

Always function truthers

“or Kim Kardashian’s perfume bottle’s hips; sturdy, yet supple.”

No way “Miss Muffet” doesn’t get fired on the spot.

+17,179,869,184 cells

The most apt use of this jpg/gif ever.

“...people need to respect each other, period.”

Is it OK to feel betrayed by Jason Bateman? I liked him in so many more things than this. This lets me down so bad. I expected better out of everyone, though.

**Clicks NYT link**

This week on Real Time, Bill Maher welcomes....

+¡

Dear Becky,

*Bootstraps not included. Offer not valid in all areas. Almost every single exclusion you can think of probably applies. Please see GOP for additional details.

+1 vagina dentata (sorry for the low-hanging fruit joke)

Question: will he be chuckling it up with Chuck Todd tomorrow morning? New name for “Meet the Press” - “Chuckling it Up with Chuck”

Cannot unsee.

They didn’t call it the Donner “Party” for nothin’.

+1 Brain Seltzer