Dude, the lawyers don’t want him either.

Toilet paper rolls - over or under? Please, Melania! Help our society and guide us with your infinite wisdom!!

+1 Rizla

I hope it was one of Minny’s pies.

I’m feeling you. I think “performative” and “superficial” are synonyms in a connotative way.

Shit, the Nickelback CD tells me everything I need to know about this person.

“Summer Breeze! Makes me feel fine...”

Tasty Kinja

I’m sorry, but was the caption in the textbook written by Linda Richman?

It’s a pretty punchable word.

I think the author is going for performative vis-a-vis substantive. To the author, Alamo is in it insofar as to make it look like they care about saving face instead of making a solid statement about how to conduct business like decent people (e.g. NOT secretly rehiring a serial-abuser dudebro instead of giving…

+1 DSM-5

He’s the Russell’s Teapot of white supremacists.

If he was still with ESPN, Whitlock would rake Jemele Hill over the coals for not knowing her place (for either being black or a woman or both), all while stating that he had the pleasure of blocking for the greatest quarterback of all time, Jeff George, at Ball State.

+1 painting of the Madonna with “zee big boobies”

I hope his fucking “Winter White House” gets obliterated

Stop succubus shaming!

Also makes a bomb-@$$ grilled cheese.

+1 hotdish & cup of coffee in the Fellowship Hall