It wishes it was that good.

No one - and I mean no one - does a better job with trailer songs than Rockstar. Their choices are always just outside of what you’re expecting, yet absolutely, positively perfect. Who else would have picked a deep(ish) cut by Florida’s own Tom Petty to score the glamour, swamps, and depravity of Vice City?  

ALBW felt like a Zelda game though. The two Switch titles feel like sandbox games with a vaneer of Hyrule for me. Dungeons/shrines dont have the charm of past Zelda titles. Not a single one of them is memorable.

Obviously Disney/Marvel wants more money.

No. 1 is “Cruel Summer” by Taylor Swift. She’s really messed up the tune.

I didn’t expect to see a review that’s longer than the actual review in the comments today. For a freaking FNAF movie, of all things. Kudos for your dedication, I guess.

Well, after watching it, sadly the trailers confirmed what I feared. Disappointment. The good news is, that it’s something worth watching once out of curiosity. That’s about it.

Honestly, outside of Kang in Antman, I haven’t enjoyed any other version Major’s has put forth. It seems he wanted one Kang to be nice and subtle, while the rest are “I’m swinging for the fences!”...It’s distracting. You can just tell its ACTING ACTING ACTING

There’s no way that movie comes out in theaters, if it gets made at all.

This won’t get made, or will be changed as a mini series for D+

I will not sit idly by while you besmirtch The Fatboys

Counterpoint: it was great.

Turns out marking up cars way above MSRP, with high payments might not have been a good long-term strategy.

I hate that A button is used for both picking up stuff and interacting with the sages.  I want a button to just tell the sages to go away.

Why can’t I just fuse things from the menu? Why do I have to drop something on the ground first?

Its a Monkeys Paw dealio. alright .

The risk is effectively zero (worth noting that tea solids are, in fact, anti-microbial), and this kind of institutionalized overcaution is both ridiculous and detrimental.

They’ll probably kill this show too. It'll be back a couple days later.

OH have I got some bad news for you about Alfred Hitchcock . . . .

The GOP is nuts if they don’t make Lauren their 2024 Vice President nominee. She earned massive maverick cred with that holdout during the House Speaker vote. Voters love mavericks.  She can sling zingers on Twitter with the best of them. She’s a conservative Christian and proud gun owner. The drunken abusive husband…