I love this. Also like that Google Maps shows the statue’s current location as the middle of the harbor. 

Funny how whenever cop defenders talk about “a few bad apples”, thy never finish the phrase and leave out the “spoils the whole barrel.” Nope, we’ll just leave those bad apples in until they rot. 

This comment watered my crops and made my quarantine hair look good. 

Even his neighbor hated him. 

Give him a break, y’all—he’s old. I can say that because he and I graduated from college together, and I just turned 50.

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Butter browns too quickly; that’s the problem.

...it would explain so much. 

Love my hometown paper!

David Fennoy voices one of three black characters in Final Fantasy XIV. Sadly, he shows up late in the game and doesn’t get the screen time he deserved, but he’s awesome.

I’ve been playing so much Final Fantasy XIV. 

I’m wondering if he still talks like Japanese people in the ‘90's thought black people talked.

I think Warren is much more valuable in the Senate, especially since we’re going to need every Senate seat in order to get rid of Turtle Boy. I also think that a 70 year old probably isn’t the best choice to back up a 77 year old president.

Haven’t watched and won’t, because I love big cats, and I despise people who do shit like Joe Exotic. Fuck him.

Is there an open thread or someplace where I can ask a beauty-related question? 

A few years ago I went back to Sweet Home, Chicago for a conference. My wife and I went to the store formerly known as Marshall Field’s on State Street, and...it just wasn’t the same. I used to go after piano lessons on Saturdays, just to look around, and maybe have lunch if I’d actually practiced during the week.…

Jimmy Carter was at around 90% approval rating in December of 1979, shortly after the US Embassy in Tehran was seized. 

Voted for Jill Stein, the antivaxxer in 2016.

There’s a photo going around of his briefing book in 48-point font—he refuses to wear reading glasses—with the word “corona” crossed out and “CHINESE” written in Sharpie.

That’s so Dad.