I love that you reference KITH but hate that you have to explain what it was.....sigh

It’s body panels are stamped on the same machine.

I’m excited to see a Motortrend review where they take one around a road course just for shits n gigs

Great write up. Time to don a raincoat from all the non-Mopar fanbois who are going to spill forum talking points all over the comment page.

“Only going around corners is fun, not straightaways”

Well bud, you go right ahead and use your fancy stats. Pretty sure my anecdotal childhood memories are a better indicator of future predictions though.

They’re gonna win the World Series and I’m okay with this.

I thought I heard a Curtis. And maybe a niner.

It was a condition of the sale to J. Crane. The commissioners daughter owns a stake in the Brewers and didn’t want them going back to the AL, so the Astros, who were for sale got tagged with it instead.

Did you hear; the earth revolves around the sun, the colonies in the Americas broke away from British rule and they have the internet on computers? Any other updates you might need?

The time came for it to mitt its maker.

The passing of a true friend is always a difficult occasion, no matter leather their life was long or short.

Seems like just yesterday they were all attending its webbing. Sad.

Dearly begloved, we are gathered today...

Why do people say that jordan didn’t play in 1994-1995? He came back in 1995 and lost to the magic in the playoffs. C’mon...

And they would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

ALL LETTERS CAN BE USED TO SPELL BAD THINGS AND THEREFORE ARE SCARY; WE MUST NOT REST UNTIL THE ALPHABET WE KNOW IS ABOLISHED AND A NEW, KINDER ALPHABET RID OF HATRED IS INTRODUCED!

It was only temporary, he was going to inevitably get a fourth strikeout— WHICH MADE KKKK, AND THAT STOOD FOR KOLOSSAL KU KLUX KLAN THE SECRET UBER ORGANIZATION THAT WAS THE REAL POWER BEHIND THE THRONE

You’ve been a small child for 37 years and you think the KKK signs are weird?