I would argue that it isn’t even a “car” but a gas powered tricycle, but then I would have to fight the internet and I don’t feel like it.

Damnit I was gonna steal that 15 year old entry level Hyundai and now I can’t. Curse you, Photoshop.

‘03 sonoma (not 90’s per se, but the last of the 90’s Gen2 revision) soaring past 203,000 miles with the factory clutch, engine that still runs like a sewing machine, and a steering box with at least 10 degrees of slop due to wear. Never stranded, never even broke in a way that I couldn’t still drive with care though…

Her shirt is perfect. In this country, we love to surveil people without their consent.

For the longest time I quietly disagreed with Pete DeLorenzo on his assessment of Marchionne. Now I’m seeing The Great Sergio for the master swindler he is.

I am not a Houstonian, I love that field, and I can’t believe those clowns from St. Louis criticize it. After all, they used to play on a concrete pad where the average ground ball up the middle would bounce 25 feet in the air, giving Ozzie Smith about another 1,000 base hits during his career.

Let’s have Darwin do what he do...

You pretty clearly don’t know shit about baseball, baseball players, the free agent market in MLB, or the Astros, so maybe you should just stop.

I can’t wait to crash that thing...

executive: how are you going to make our park stand out?

And here I am with my eyes in the stars with visions of rocket ships.

I see your Malibu, and raise you this:

I don’t fully understand the fascination with the Beetle and the 2Cv. They were designed, engineered, and built as a lowest common denominator to give the masses a car they could afford. They are the Model T of Germany and France. They aren’t particularly good cars. They have a place in history but why do we have…

Yo dawg, I heard you like vtec...

This is my go-to summer beer for when it’s hot as balls, I want to slam a couple brews and I still have the whole back yard to mow.

Comic book cars always frustrate/amuse me.

How are you gonna do this article without before and after pics? C’mon Aaron get your shit together, man.

Man it’s a great looking car but like all previous miatas it will likely continue to be a mediocre seller that people only refer to as a girl car.

The people want small hybrids, right? Thankfully, it appears that isn’t true.

I’m still half asleep and I thought there was a guy in a black hoodie squatting down and taking a dump on the other side of the doors. Probably shouldn’t do that either. Probably.