So for about 4K you get a brand new car with a warranty from a manufacturer that won't go bankrupt next week, similar power figures, more modern chassis, a true 'exotic' engine and a solid dealer network ?

Shead: Elizabeth, I've loved you from the moment I first laid eyes on you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. This team has meant so much to me, to us, so I wanted to ask you the question here. Will you...will you let me be your 12th man?

Don't think I don't see you M Rossi! You overly aggressive fuck! Always winning races by ramming everyone else out of the way! I'm glad you're gone! Now shoo!

Tomorrow I think there should totally be an article about a Miata!

DAT CLEAVAGE DOE

where do you send the check to?

DF: in my garage :D

Sad about that new 999 emblem on your fast Ford?

"666" for Orlove.

or the V8 1 Series!

The bylaws for any new league should include a clause mandating a player named He Hate Me in the league at all times.

That's the whitest resume I've ever seen.

TL;DR:

Chassis dynos are nothing more than a tool. The Hellcat traps 126mph at 4560lb, and that puts it right at 730hp. What it makes on a dyno is meaningless.

Tune down for what

I have to say, this list could be a good bit better. That or I really have lost what $10k buys today

Um, Corndog???

Olive Garden's biggest mistake was bringing in the executive chef from Skyline Chili.

Until I read the article and saw that the image was a PowerPoint slide I was sure that I was looking at a screencap of a GeoCities website from 1998.