What's up with all the Mercedes hate? Lol I own an 04' E320 and a 07' CLS550 and I have yet to have any serious electronic problems aka lighting messing up or wiring going crazy with either of mine. Mercedes is actually really durable, and known for being durable, for their electronics

good lord the gaps

Shoutout to Brittney in the Jetta her parents bought her for graduation: Keep those high beams on 24/7, girl. Ignore the stalk behind your steering wheel.

"just generally celebrating like any 24-year-old girl should" ... Repost that on Jezebel. See what happens.

I'm all for a good haggle, but if you tried to drag it out any longer than a few days my sales manager would be quick to tell you where to go :)

What about the Lamborghini jumping in the classic "speedbump Dubai" video. The best jumps, are unintended supercar jumps.

What? no Dukes of Holland?

I need oven mitts to handle this take

I'll give them a look when my CPO warranty is up. I had a pretty good extended warranty on my last car, but it was only sold through the lender.

I'd like a recommendation on any 3rd party warranty that isn't a ripoff.

The Mythbusters rocket car was by far the most jaw dropping insane thing I've ever seen on that show.

Pay for something? On the internet?

At least you acknowledge it, and at least it's relatively old. The Gawker writers constantly post articles about shit that another author had already written - often hours before. I'm talking "Had you gone to the front page and scrolled down a bit, you would've already seen that another writer already wrote about that…

This looks familiar...

Not sure what is worse, watching her use a regular old hammer hitting the Jalop Saint Car, the Virgin Miata, or watching a video taken in portrait mode.

Things will only get worse when the games shift to Miami's arena, where there's a lack of real fans.

Honestly, I'd love to know what Doug drives. Does anyone know what Doug DeMuro drives? Anyone?

Okay, but that would be a misconception, not a misnomer.

F-Type R. No contest right now in my book.

well i guess you can disregard my comment on this one. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to find a slightly less-dead horse to bludgeon to death with hot takes.