Another, more expensive, Toddy knockoff.

Another, more expensive, Toddy knockoff.

You spelled MVP wrong.

Shortest guy is the best player of the lot.

I thought it was pretty obvious that people investing major money in E-Sports were doing it to launder money.

Everyone needs to start working on an excuse to deny him MVP this year. We used “not enough wins” the first time, then “too many wins/help!” the next time.

“To wit: Per Pro Football Focus, Keenum’s performance across the board has ranked squarely in the middle of the pack among starting QBs.”

“in New York, with the Mets, he became an unfairly maligned MVP-caliber player”

Wow. You fucked that one up.

They went up to a suitefor the end. They snapchat’ed (or some shit) the walk off.

WOW.

“Their state pride is on the same level as white supremacists.”

Houston by some metrics is the most diverse city in the country.

I still can’t believe you called someone else salty.

So they cooked a car for a record that was witenessed by an independent body (NHRA), but didn’t cook the cars the press drove? That’s the fucking opposite of what you’d expect them to do.

CALLING ME OUT!?!

The NHRA disagrees. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That’s why the kid from TruckYeah who finds International Scouts riveting was pulling 10's on his second pass ever in a RWD car with 800hp. Patrick Rall at Allpar pulled a 10.5.

BRUUUUUUHHHH

Yeah, the Demon’s 9.XX were on a cold November night if I remember correctly. I’m sure it always had a fresh set of drag raidals on a private track rental prepped to set a world record.

Oh, I know.