What do bloggers launching a RWD drag car with a transbrake with zero experience have do with an AWD SUV with launch control?

Some of the guys we’re getting 3.3 and 3.4 0-60's at this press event. It’ll be in the 11's easy.

Uh.

Harris County is blue, dude.

You mean the guys with jacked up trucks ALL OVER THE NEWS that were travelling from all over Houston to rescue people, ease boats into deep water and take supplies to folks?

There is another snippet of video of them trying to get the driver’s attention.

There is another piece of video of them trying to get his attention before the crash.

The stitched dash (distracting or not....) Is on par with the German stitched dashes (they all have them) and is MUCH nicer than what’s in the 99K Escalades.

My 2014 SRT is great in downtown Houston...which is basically the Rubicon trail.

You’ve got suede headliner, carbon fiber trim and leather wrapped dash, door panels, trans tunnel in your Laredo?

There is absolutely a premium connotation to the Grand Cherokee. Overland are $60k and SRTs are in the Low $70's. Well appointed, leather stitched, air ride on some trims, quilted leather, suede headliners, leather stitched dash, doors, trans tunnel, carbon fiber, etc.

If you don’t need the grill to melt your cheese, you’re not using enough cheese.

Holy shit. That’s a really fucking insulting thing to say.

“Very low volume car manufacturer manages to produce vehicle for exact amount of rumored, reasonable price much to the ire of hot-takey car blogger.”

Hellcat was the code name for the engine. The name took on a life of it’s own.

I mean.....it’s pretty obvious what I was saying, right? Challenger Hellcat. The Hellcat logo became so popular before the car was released they pulled all of the “supercharged” badges and replaced them with Hellcat heads.

Hellcat. The name is so good, it became the name of the car.

Honestly....that The Sun article sounds as ill researched and cited as 99% of the stories I read on Gawker sites.

This is 100% AJ Hinch trolling his own players. This team is hilarious