Please help.

Good. Medium’s comment platform is so horrid it makes Kinja look like....something...not shitty....

Another crazy part. The Twins grounds crew called to delay the game in the middle of the Astros rally in the 8th, royally pissing them off.

This guy sounds like a Ford employee is sitting next to him with a gun pointed at him.

Once in a lifetime, yo

“The gearbox quickly shoves into another gear as I’m pushed deep into the seat. My palms are sweaty.”

Doug, I was going to comment on your YouTube video after it was posted, but it already had thousands of comments.

All of the Astros outfielders have canons for arms. Not smart.

“Chrysler Pacifica: an all-new-from-the-ground-up (the name was used on a seven-row crossover in the past)“

In no order.

Is it calling it’s shot?

What’s really crazy is that the 2010 Viper ACR did a 7:12.13.

We must be talking about Boston, Mississippi, right? I’m pretty sure I’ve been told that there are no racists outside of the southern United States.

Agreed. I could totally sit in one of these while going nowhere on 288.

I’ll never forget when Patrick Beverley chose to sign with the Rockets and create a Miami Heat-Like super team via “The Decision” Part II.

Olivier still can’t say exactly how much his season as a pro cost him, though. “I didn’t really tally it up, because I was afraid to know,” Olivier said of the costs.

Because after he came back in and started chucking at historic levels it went from a 3 point lead to a 10 point deficit and they lost.

Harden had 35/4/8 on 17 shots.

I mean, isn’t this proof practical effects will always be superior to CGI?

The snark was laid on pretty thick. It was obvious what was meant.