Strength of Schedule +8.6? You’re telling me Atlanta, Boston and Toronto with GSW accounted for the hardest track to the finals since 1984? What?

I got an accounting degree. I’m an accountant.

Except none of those things are jobs. If you’re a history major, you’re going to have to teach. That’s it.

He’ll never live that down. Got hit right on the button. Out.

Mommy?..............ONE TWO THREE FOUR!!!!

Such an amazing album.

#Hatersgonnasayitsfake

I drove a $61K CTS (I was mistaken, but can’t edit) with the 2.0T, and I thought it was horribly noisy (and not a good noise) and really unrefined. Didnt feel quick. Combined MPG in the low 20's. Wasn’t impressed for the price.

It was a CTS. It was 2 1/2 years ago, so I mixes my new body style Cadillacs up. 2.0T, 61K.

It was was a CTS! Found the window sticker. 2.0T. 61k

Had a kid. Got a Jeep SRT.

The Mercedes dealer network is fucking awesome.....as long as you’re under warranty (that last part applies to every dealer).

What part of me saying the Cadillacs were arguably better did you not understand?

I had a 2010 C63.

Sure. Or you could get an M5 or an E63 AMG. I’d take the E63 every time. Sorry.

I really hated the 2.0 turbo that I drove.

The one I drove had a sticker of $60k if I remember correctly. And I had a 392 300 SRT at the time. I nearly fell out of the car laughing when the Cadillac rep found the window sticker.

I drove an ATS with that 2.0T and it was a noisy, slow shitbox. Not even good gas mileage.

That 2.0T is a noisy, dog of an engine. Slow, and not great on gas, either.