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Houston is amazing.

Using emoji (emojis?), obviously.

Austin is filled with pretentious white people.

That’s why Matt is my favorite.

This whole thing is the most Houston thing ever. Daily driving your Viper truck when you’ve got a BMW and Viper at home.

“May I take your trident, sir?”

Not enough people will understand this image and it’s a tragedy.

It’s Monday. We’re all trying to survive.

OH NOW YOU BRING RACE INTO IT!?!? BAD KINJA!

I was being constructive. Not going “Blah blah get an editor, idiot!!”. Just trying to help the dude out. It’s early.

“But for all Syracuse’s newfound scoring, they couldn’t close the gap until the forced Virginia to speed things up on the other end.”

Yeah, movie tickets and the electoral college. That’s the same fucking thing. Good call.

I’ve got nothing against Milestone, it was a noble venture. To argue any of those characters, are the most important black characters in comic history is a massive stretch.

You could argue Steel set black characters BACK with that movie.

Massive blockbusters like this make their big money one repeat views. If it has a big opening weekend then TANKS next week, they’ll understand they fucked up. Hell, from the critical response, they know they fucked up without knowing the box office numbers.

Braniac and Mongul were my first thoughts. You could use Despero, as well. Bizzaro.

If they read Jalopnik they’d know that Jalopnik commenters think every car looks like a Honda Accord.

Those Astros jerseys are soooooooooooooo great.

“ That is something I have not seen from any of other ‘trail blazing’ vehicles,”