Honestly, we're sketchy as hell.

I hope everything you look at for the rest of your life has a dick on it.

NO WIFE, NO HORSE, NO MUSTACHE

Yeah, but sadly he's a red-piller.

It can be three things!

I don't, but my ears do.

I cannot explain why, but every time I see the name Chadwick Boseman my split-second reaction is that the writer is deliberately spoonerizing "Bosewick Chadman".

THEN WHY DIDN'T I READ ABOUT IT IN THE PAPERS?!?

It's a good question, and even subjectively (i.e. as one person, not a collective audience) I am pulling for this show to work and can't exactly say why. It frustrates the hell out of me as a viewer, I cling to the few parts that work well and just power through the rest. And yet when season three comes out I will…

I agree it needs to be brought up and discussed since it's an ongoing problem with this show.

I really enjoyed how his "prosthetic" arm is six inches longer than his regular one and the director not only made zero effort to hide it, but seemed to shoot him in a way that made it impossible not to notice.

The journalism in this show is every bit as accurate and richly detailed as the courtroom stuff.

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But you said—

You wanna make a
Suicide Squid
Not a crustacean
Suicide Squid

All this talk about bathrooms is making me have to go to the bathroom.

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If only because his breath is bound to be terrible by now.

Keep this under your hat, but I have this rock I've been trying to sell. I hate to part with it, since it's proven to repel tigers. But you seem smart enough to appreciate its true value, so I'm willing to cut you a deal.

So did I, and all that happened was I saw the Void and became the reincarnation of Aleister Crowley and stood out in a thunderstorm daring God to strike me with lightning and discovered that what we experience as universal reality is a digital construct.