I've just been jerking off into a bowl fashioned from a human skull, mixing it with my own blood, freezing the mixture into arrowheads, making arrows out of them, and firing them into this moose that lives nearby, which not only seems to be getting larger every day (despite already being an adult moose), but now…

"I can see that's a man" is in the running for top five Arrested Development line deliveries.

Cool beans, thanks for that.

Hannibal seems to me precisely as calm and cool as he's been since the start. If anything, I think being on the lam in Florence has improved his mood and sense of humor.

Which is yet another problem with this show.

I've found Hannibal to be irritatingly plot-armored throughout the series, but i do like this observation and the light it reflects on that invulnerability.

The note in the review drawing a comparison between the skull bridle and Hannibal's mask made me realize something — unless some seriously surprising shit goes down in the near future, there would be no reason for an arrested Lecter to be bound in such a way.

Man, Hogwarts has changed.

The day AVC switches to Facebook commenting is the day I throw my computer out the window and burn my house to the ground and change my name and move to a different city.

This stupid tax is one reason why my Happy Endings shooting location limo tours never got off the ground.

He's a shining example of precisely what's wrong

On a tenuously related note, I would like to have one dollar for every time anyone, anywhere, accidentally typed "Tiny Fey".

You really don't.

"Jam, fuck you!"

In that header image, I feel like they were going for "burdened".

I'm looking forward to Fuller's closing-credits announcer rant in the finale.

I liked at the very end when he suddenly remembered he had a hostage to take care of, and went over to thank her and offer refreshments.

You could see Daly reach two or three potential endpoints that didn't get enough of a response to close on, and eventually he had to cut bait. But he was pretty well-received up to then.

(Owen Wilson sighs six years later, insists there's no connection.)

A lizard did it.