Or a coin, if enough of the dial stem was left intact.

┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)

Shoot him! Shoot Henry Winkler!

Yes, but then they'll write an article for Gawker about your date to mock you and wring a few extra bucks out of the deal.

Well, not with that attitude!

Unfun fact about Chris Cunningham: He seems to have stopped doing anything.

19?

But I don't even get why the money was offered. The percentage of people who watch Transformers movies and care about who wrote them cannot be statistically significant.

I thought it was above average, but that says more about the average than anything else.

I don't understand what is happening. I am not being the least bit sarcastic.

Oh Ramona, if there was only some kind of future.

In 1995, there were relatively few opportunities to publicly shit on harmless art projects.

I sincerely hope the AV Club releases a coffee-table book of all the Belko Newswire updates.

*plays best guitar solo ever recorded*

Pretty abstract images are their own reward.

You can't see the aghast expression on my face, but trust me, it's there.

The former.

It's not literally going down in Winnipeg. That's just the sinking feeling Winnipeg naturally emanates.

I've had "You Only Live Twice" stuck in my head for the past couple of days, and I was perfectly happy with that. Now everything's all fucked.

I was so proud when I figured out how to play a guitar solo that sounded like an angry dialup modem.