I've got some Hell Money in a box somewhere…

He'll be given cushy jobs.

No kidding. "The Onion"?

Ron Silver has moved on to that big strip club in the sky. :(

Throw it hard.

AMERICAN DICKINGS

I was thrilled/aroused to hear she'll be resuming her role as Irene Adler for this.

Nobody can tell me that "La Règle Du Jeu" isn't the most gosh darned charming video ever, in addition to being a swell song.

Definitely, but we'd be living in a different world now.

I did not know that!

Clouseau was originally Peter Ustinov. I have trouble imagining what that movie would have been.

It's a lonely road, not loving Hannibal. It has some excellent elements, but I don't get why I'm supposed to respect it more than the average reasonably competent television show.

He really nailed the whole Fallout NPC vibe.

"I'm a Loser (of My Head)"

#TrueDetectiveSeason3

It's the title of my Harry Potter fanfic where the Weasleys are all in Slytherin.

It's weird, I really like The League, I like everyone in it, and yet somehow when season six started I just couldn't subject myself to any more oblivious misanthropy. I've been trying to catch up, and my brain just won't let me.

See, this is why we never call anymore.

I'm seeing double! Quadruplass!

I say zader matermorts.