Has anyone checked with Jordan Orlando to see if he's alright?

It was like Tommy Thayer playing Ace Frehley's solos.

That front stitching kinda freaked me out a little.

Jesus loves marijuana
And drinking human blood

"Well, I don't know what I expected…"

*jumps out window*

Nobody needs an excuse once they're a cop!

Ain't no Marge in that "The Simpsons" picture. The dog and the cat are there. I guess Marge is in the kitchen.

See John Wick.

Imagine a meerkat using a periscope and try to tell me it's not the cutest thing ever.

No, you shut up.

"Does anyone know if Kevin Spacey does impressions?"

I guess I'd settle for that.

Well, not with that attitude.

Look, my doctor said I needed to exercise, and I don't see any other way I'm gonna do it.

Literally everyone on this subthread is correct and depressing.

*pushes up glasses*

Because I enjoy mocking horrible people and belittling their opinions.

I'm a male type of fellow who has a moderate amount of interest in most of the currently popular Marvel franchises.

I like Lena Dunham, but I like your comment more.