I prefer B.C.-era sexism where the wenches have adjectives instead of names, Grog is a hairball with legs, and there are no blacks at all.

Spectacular first comment. The internet was made for you.

I'm a sea monster man someone else.

They may be responsible for multiple atrocities around the world, both foreign and domestic, but to be fair, it's tough and thankless work making omelets.

On some level, pretty much everything I've said or done for the last thirteen-and-a-half years has been a 9/11 joke.

You are history's greatest monster if you don't agree that expressing disappointment in the unsophisticated gender dynamic of a franchise movie made for undiscerning children isn't enough to send Joss Whedon, unrepentant liberal, to The Hague.

That is literally my default haircut. I don't even have a joke about it.

Huh. I'm not sure anyone on the anti-Polanski side of the debate would be tremendously comforted by the support of Luc Besson.

It baffles me how they could get something that wrong, in their pilot episode where they're presumably trying to impress people. While establishing the hero's secret base.

It baffles me how they could get something that wrong, in their pilot episode where they're presumably trying to impress people. While establishing the hero's secret base.

The first words of the very next scene are Lance saying "Brilliant plan."

*Ignatiy Vishnevetsky chortles off-mic*

I remember the outraged screed I posted about it as if it were only two years, five months, and twenty-eight days ago.

It's just too-high enough that it makes me forgive the list for putting Tinker Tailor so low.

Don't!

I know that feeling well, and I wish I had some better advice than "try and keep trying".

9/11 remix. All the cool kids are doing it.

Sorry, @avclub-1e1692bf525d88abf663ece93fe486c8:disqus — your new name is "Fitness jone".

I've never intentionally killed a prostitute in a GTA game, and I've sunk serious hours into the franchise.

The irony is, he did the weakest protagonist voice acting of the entire series. I still don't understand the huge popularity of his character.